qwopflop:

grawly:

who is putting these weird fucking clickbait ads on tumblr anyway

the answer may shock you

just-shower-thoughts:

I’m at the age where I’m considered fully responsible for all my actions, but also considered generally irresponsible and inexperienced

just-shower-thoughts:

The first guy who heard a parrot talk was probably not ok for several days.

officialunitedstates:

[DJing party for the first time]  sorry guys ignore this spotify ad the music should be back soon

notwifi:

uber driver: oops, wrong turn 

youtuber: STORY TIME: MY UBER DRIVER KIDNAPPED ME?!?!?!